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Saturday, March 9, 2001

LIFE

    I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life ... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
                                                     -Henry David Thoreau

Saturday, February 17, 2001

RELATIVITY

    To a man seated next to an attractive lady, an hour seems to pass like a minute. But take the very same man and seat him on a hot stove, and a minute will seem like an hour. THAT is relativity!

                                                     -Albert Einstein

LOVE

    Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

                                                      -Kahlil Gibran, Syrian writer and painter

POSSESSIONS

    The things you own end up owning you.

                                                     -Tyler Durden from "Fight Club"

Q: How did you spot the blind man at the nude beach?

A: It wasn't hard...

Wednesday, November 15, 2000

CHILDREN

    In the eyes of a child you will see...the world as it should be.

Q: What button won't you find in a tailors shop?

A: A Belly button!

Tuesday, October 17, 2000

STAYING YOUNG

    I want to grow up to be a kid.

                                                   -Jasmine

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy has four legs and if it fell out of a tree, it could kill you.

A: A Pool Table

REPUTATION

    I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's word is 100 percent.

                                                 -Dr. Seuss

Q: What is the meaning of life?

Tuesday, September 5, 2000

HELP

    If your not part of the solution, be part of the problem.

                                                 -Me! (I read this somewhere a long, long, long, long time ago and I've used it a lot so...If this is yours, please don't do anything rash like sue me or something.  Please...)

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A: Because they have big fingers!

Saturday, September 2, 2000

HOPE

    Our hopes are but memories reversed.

                                                - Unknown

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?

A: They take the psycho path.

Sunday, August 27, 2000

FAILURE

    Failure is an event, never a person.

                                                - William D. Brown

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

A: Quattro Sinko

Tuesday, August 22, 2000

TENACITY

    You are never a loser until you quit trying.

                                                - Mike Ditka

Q: What do you do when you find a spaceman?

A: You park man! (Funnier when said than written)

First Ever Inspirational Quote:

LIFE

    Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.

                                                - Steven Coallier